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热度 3已有 11309 次阅读2009-6-3 09:03 |个人分类:笑话|

问:边做假药广告、边说假药效果、边痛斥假药危害的是什么?
答:江湖骗子。
错,是CCTV。
问:比上大学还贵的是什么?
答:出国留学。
错,是幼儿园。
问:为什么有人从几千米高直接跌落到千米左右却面不改色心不跳?
答:是在跳伞。
错,他们是中国股民。
问:某人第一个月拿1000元工资,第二月拿800,第三月拿600,请问他的工资是降低了还是增长了?
答:降低了。
错,是负增长。
问:全副武装的人与手无寸铁的人进行激烈的搏斗这是什么事情?
答:是抗日战争。
错,是城市管理者执法。
问:你只有10平米的房屋,邻居从90平米换到190平米,你的居住面积有没有增加?
答:没有。
错,你在平均住房面积里被增加了50平米。
问:明明你口袋里只有50元,却搞一大堆数据证明你实际有100元的是什么人?
答:骗子。
错,是统计局
问:一个永远要你对她负责而她却不对你负责的是谁?
答:二奶。
错!是银行。
问:说起来与你时刻密切相关,但需要时却看不见也找不到的是什么?
答:空气。
错!是相关部门。

发表评论 评论 (138 个评论)

回复 红大狼 2009-6-3 09:14
深刻得暴露了社会问题?
回复 plum_lj 2009-6-3 09:14
有些道理,无奈!
回复 叫阿诺泰的小鱼 2009-6-3 09:38
嘿嘿,生活就是酱紫的
回复 sln0306 2009-6-3 09:41
正确。
回复 小鲤鱼泡泡 2009-6-3 12:54
笑过,感受过,叹过!
回复 网球 2009-6-3 13:47
这就是现实。
回复 透明不退色 2009-6-3 15:00
深刻!
回复 vichida 2009-6-3 18:10
呵呵呵,群众的眼睛总是雪亮
回复 123朵 2009-8-31 12:40
哈哈!正解!
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