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热度 2已有 10995 次阅读2009-5-11 09:53 |个人分类:笑话|

在网吧,有个十二、三岁的小孩在玩魔兽世界,突然大叫“老爸,有人打我!”我们在场的各位诧异,心想,魔兽里也有人认老爸?
就在此时,网吧另一头传出一个中年男子的声音:“儿子,在哪?我来!!”网吧众人皆 晕。
数分钟后,中年男子叫到:“儿子我们打不过他们,他们装备好,快跑!”众人狂ft。
又过了一会,一位中年女子进了网吧,四处张望,然后径直走向那个男孩,拎起男孩耳朵 就骂:“你不是去老师家补课了吗!?”男孩一手护着耳朵一手指向网吧另一边,呼:“ 爸爸也在!”其母惊讶,望去,果然!立马责问:“你不是去加班了吗?”
网吧里众人晕死n次!
 其父辩解道:今天双倍经验。
 其母大喜且怒曰:还好老娘请假过来看看,要不然晚上你们父子两个等级就超过我了, 双倍经验也不发短信通知我?晚上回去有你好看!那个谁?哦,儿子,别怕,妈来了,妈 开大号来挺你。妈就不信我们母子两个搞不死丫的!
围观者皆叹曰:有妻若此,夫复奈何;有母如此,子复何求。佩服!实在是佩服!

发表评论 评论 (116 个评论)

回复 爱的真谛yth 2009-5-11 11:02
有其父(母)必有其子
回复 qiweiwei 2009-5-11 11:15
物以类聚,成功典范。
回复 amin444 2009-5-11 11:23
真的假的啊
回复 红大狼 2009-5-11 13:10
父母言传身教!
回复 plum_lj 2009-5-11 13:35
不是一家人不进一家门,应该称为魔兽一家亲
回复 网球 2009-5-11 19:26
都说父母是孩子的榜样。
回复 小鲤鱼泡泡 2009-5-11 20:58
这就对了,不是一家人,不进一家门!
回复 山水又相逢 2009-5-12 10:53
羡慕,却也无语,一家如此,从何说起!
回复 透明不退色 2009-5-12 11:39
哈哈,怎么感觉像我们玩传奇世界的时候,那会儿一个网吧差不多是我和同学的包场,来不了的在家还打电话遥控,足足痴迷了3年呀!
回复 xxiuzi 2009-5-12 20:31
上帝!一家人还真是绝配!
回复 vichida 2009-5-12 21:20
从来没打过网络游戏。不过进了这个坛子后,也能理解网游人的痴迷了
回复 baiyan 2009-5-12 23:27
哈哈哈,这真的是符合现代的“贤妻良母”哈~~~~
回复 水果糕大白狼 2009-5-15 14:31
这两夫妻真有话题啊!
回复 yyy 2009-10-14 21:36
哈哈~~~~
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